2006-06-21

How's Your Karma?

You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence
You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.
Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.
You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.
You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.

You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.

What Mood Are You In?

You Are In a Fantastic Mood
You're confident, focused, and on top of your game.
People are attracted to your energy right now.
This is the time to go for it - you're likely to get what you want!
Nah, not fantastic. Too tired for that.

How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?

You Scored 50% Correct
You are a solid child of the 80s
You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie
And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit
You know every word to Little Red Corvette

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

You Are As Cool As They Come
(You are more dramatic than 20% of the population.)
Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic.
You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up.
You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture.
And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show.
You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that.
People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner.

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Punctuation: 80%
Vocabulary: 80%

What's Your Personality Type?

Your #1 Match: INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your #2 Match: INFP

The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #3 Match: INTJ

The Scientist

You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.

You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer.

Your #4 Match: ENFJ

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

Your #5 Match: INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.
Yeah, one of those, depending on circumstances.

How Daring Are You?

You Are Placid and Peaceful
It's not that you're scared of most thrills
It's just that you don't need them to be happy
You're content with life as is... no need to change it
Just make sure to let loose a little every now and then!

What Number Are You?

You Are the Investigator
5
You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.
You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.
Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!
Softball is the huge tipoff here...
As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"

What Color Is Your Passion?

Your Passion is Pink
Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset.
You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex.
You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire.
As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life.

What Japanese Smiley Are You?

You are "Face with Glasses"
John Kerry


Are You Right or Left Brained?

You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Umm... What?

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

You Are 40% Extrovert, 60% Introvert
You're a bit outgoing, a bit reserved
Like most people, you enjoy being social
But you also value the time you have alone
You have struck a good balance!

How Honest Are You?

You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

What's Your Element?

Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Your EQ is
147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your Love Style?

Your Love Style is Storge
For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave
Err... Kinda true.

What Personality Disorder Are You?

You May Be a Bit Borderline ...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!
I'm not that moody, but yeah.

What's Your True Birth Month?

Your True Birth Month Is January
Loyal
Social
Logical
Easily jealous
Loves children
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Likes to criticize
Needs close friends
Ambitious and serious
Smart, neat and organized
Hardworking and productive
Loves to teach and be taught
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Searches for the greatest romance
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
"Loves children"... Fried, please. :P Not sure about "ambitious" either.

How's Your Taste in Music?

Your Taste in Music:

80's Pop: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: High Influence
Progressive Rock: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence

How Honest Are You?

You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

You Are Best Described By...
Meditative Rose

By Salvador Dali

Mood Ring Generator

Your Mood Ring is Blue-Green
Inner emotions charged
Yet, somewhat relaxed

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate
You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger.
You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause.
You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you!
A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
I wouldn't say anything about getting or discarding love, unless you count ignoring the chance as "discarding"...

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only
Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now.
And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now.
That's not to say that one of your friends couldn't be dating material.
You're just taking a break for now.
Ain't that the truth...

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 20 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
Well, yeah... I haven't had a job since 2000 and the one before that was in 1997. I'm not sure what I think about love, except "not now". Other than that, well, I'm not finished yet.

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 7 out of 10 correct!
Shameful. :P No, not the fact that I got 3 wrong, but that I could pass. (I know, the test most likely isn't realistic, but I would pass if I wanted to. Which I do not.)

What Mixed Drink Are You?

You Are a Bloody Mary
You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks.
You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control.
"Serious" as in "dedicated" or as in "not fun"? In either case, wrong. I have more knowledge than experience and my current consumption is very low. Sure, I do drink, but with my build, lack of practice, sensitive brain chemistry etc. I can't drink a lot.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Your Career Type: Investigative
You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.

You would make an excellent:

Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist
Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian

The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.
Now that is nothing new.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
"Match maker"? Hardly.

How Machiavellian Are You?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead, but you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

You Are 55% Addicted to Blogthings
You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent.
So what if you know your personality type by heart?
And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack...
There are people much worse off than you!

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius
Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot!
You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night.

Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy

Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze
So it's not Hallowe'en/Samhain, so what? :)

Obligatory non-test entry

It would seem that Blogger is acting silly. Yesterday one of my posts leaped exactly 16 years in the past after I finished editing it, and today one post went to the future. (The one above this post was actually posted about 40 minutes earlier.)

Are You Addicted to LiveJournal?

You're a LiveJournal Fiend!
You're into LiveJournal, big time... just not as much as your friends.

Still, you've LJ'ed from work - and made posts about what you had for dinner. Sicko!

You may be safe from the clutches of LJ - or maybe you're just are an adept liar!

The Animal Personality Test

Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale

You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.
Depends on the goal... Some things must be had.

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!
Sounds right and realistic...

What Kind of Candy Are You?

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Very popular, one of you is not enough.

What Should You Be For Halloween?

Your Haloween Costume Should Be
A Sexy Bunny

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)
You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer.

What Part of Fall Are You?

You Are Changing Leaves
Pretty, but soon dead.
Slightly morbid, innit?

2006-06-20

How "Average American" Are You?

You Are 50% "Average American"
You are average because you don't think people should be jailed for using marijuana.

You are not average since you don't donate to charity.
o.O

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

Well, You Know What a Blog Is...
You got 3/8 correct!

But, truthfully, most blogs probably bore you.
Actually, that's how much I know about irrelevant factoids that have something to do with blogging...

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality

What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Your Heart Is Purple
For you, love is about establishing and developing a deep connection.
If it's true love, it brings you more wisdom and inner strength.

Your flirting style: Sincere

Your lucky first date: An afternoon at a tea house

Your dream lover: Is both thoughtful and expressive

What you bring to relationships: Understanding

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Your Birth Month is December
You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe.
Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity.

Your soul reflects: Celebration, success, and wealth

Your gemstone: Blue Topaz

Your flower: Narcissus

Your colors: Indigo, green, and blue-green
Uh... Yes and no.

What Type of Ex Are You?

You Are A Friendly Ex
You and your ex are just friends - great friends really.
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!)
While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more...

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Your 2005 Song Is
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.

What Temperament Are You?

You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.
At least I haven't changed too much...

What Kind of Pie Are You?

You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special
You know, I'd fancy a slice...

Dating Purity Test

Your Dating Purity Score: 90%
You are an innocent dater.
You're either lacking in dating experience or have had a long serious relationship.
Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample!

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Were a Peacock
You carry yourself with beauty, dignity, and confidence.
You are able to see the past, present, and future with clarity.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.
Err... Yo?

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Donut Are You?

You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut
You're a complex creature, and you're guilty of complicating things for fun.
You've been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life...
Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut.
To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions.
To do or donut, that is the question. %-)

What Sign Should You Be?

You Should Be A Gemini
What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos
"No" on friends and jobs, otherwise... I'm afraid so. Few things can keep me interested.

What Should You Major In?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Developing Ideas
You can take a spark of inspiration and turn it into a full fledged concept.
You are talented at brainstorming, visualizing, organizing, and independent thinking.

You should major in:

Natural sciences
Computer science
Creative writing
Math
Architecture
Journalism

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.