The Alcohol Knowledge Test

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 48% on proof You scored higher than 69% on beer index You scored higher than 85% on wine index You scored higher than 82% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test

I've forgotten so much... BTW, that description is off. I simply can't drink much, which means that the Laphroaig in my shelf will probably last until next year. And in any case, I drink for the taste, not for the effect. In fact, HRT has changed even the effect. Now I just get dull instead of tipsy.